MONTHLY special
THE OL’ RELIABLE - $16
8oz OF COD BEER BATTERED IN WELLS PALE LAGER, HOUSE MADE TARTAR SAUCE, POTATO BUN SERVED ON A BED OF STANDARD FRIES WITH A LEMON WEDGE
pro tip: pair it with a guinness for an extra good time
SANDIES
COLD SANDIES
sub gluten free bread for $3
$13.25
THE GOOSE (italian sandie)
Italian Sandie with Capicola, mortadella, salami, pepperoni, asiago, lemon-tossed arugula, duke’s mayo, oil & vinegar, ciabatta
$13.25
$15
THE MOTHER GOOSE
Double mortadella, double capicola, salami, pepperoni, provolone, lemon-tossed arugula, beefsteak tomatoes, basil spread, Duke's mayo, oil & vinegar, ciabatta
$15
$13.25
THE WORKING GIRL (BLT)
Six slices of bacon, shredded lettuce, beefsteak tomatoes, house-made dijonnaise, ciabatta
$13.25
$13.25
THE FRY CHICKY SALLY SANDIE
Fried chicken salad, shredded lettuce, beefsteak tomato, ciabatta
$13.25
$13.25
TURKEY BACON
Smoked Turkey, Bacon, caramelized onion spread, shredded iceberg lettuce, ciabatta
$13.25
$13.25
BTW... I'M VEGAN (Veggie)
Cucumber salad, beefsteak tomatoes, pickled peppers, lemon-tossed arugula, hummus, oil & vinegar, ciabatta
$13.25
HOT SANDIES
sub gluten free bread for $3
$13.25
THE HUDSON (MEATBALL SANDIE)
Cheesy Meatballs, provolone, marinara, parmesan, Italian hoagie
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
WHIRLIGIG (FRIED CHICKEN SANDIE)
Fried Chicken, Provolone, pickles, iceberg lettuce, duke’s mayo, house-made hot honey, potato bun
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
FRIED GREEN TOMATO (VEGGIE)
Fried green tomatoes, provolone, lemon-tossed arugula, basil spread, calabrese sauce, italian hoagie
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
$13.25
THE COMRADE (REUBEN)
Corned beef braised in Wells, Swiss cheese, bacon, sauerkraut relish, goose sauce , rye
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
THE GREASY GOOSE
SUB GLUTEN FREE BREAD FOR $3
$10
OKLAHOMA SMASHIE (DOUBLE SMASH BURGER)
Two Beef Patties, American Cheese, Grilled Onion, Pickles, Goose Sauce, Potato Bun
$10
$15
FOR SHAME (DOUBLE DOUBLE SMASHIE!)
Four Beef Patties, American Cheese, Grilled Onion, Pickles, Goose Sauce, Potato Bun
$15
$13.25
OKLAHOMA CHOPPED CHEESE
Two Beef Patties chopped up with American Cheese, onion, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cheese sauce, ketchup, Duke’s mayo, Italian hoagie
$13.25
$13.25
THE UNCLE PHILLY (CHEESESTEAK)
Chopped sirloin, grilled green peppers and onions, provolone, cheese sauce, Italian hoagie
$13.25
not gluten-friendly!
SALADS
Get a half or a whole. Add fried chicken (+5), turkey (+3), FRIED GREEN TOMATO (+3) or bacon (+2)
$8
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$13
ITALIAN SALAD
Green leaf Lettuce, Arugula, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Onion, salami, Pepperoni, Capicola, Mortadella, asiago
$8
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$13
$5.50
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$10
HOUSE SALAD
Green leaf Lettuce, Arugula, red onion, Cucumber salad, Tomatoes, asiago
$5.50
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$10
SIDES
$5
CURLY FRIES
$5
$6
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
radiatore pasta, chicken, celery, onion, carrots, house broth
$6
$4
CUCUMBER SALAD
Cucumbers, Red Onion, Dill, Honey mustard Vinaigrette
$4
$8
LOADED CURLY FRIES
curlies topped with cheese sauce, bacon crumble, sour cream, chives. Add a burger patty for +3
$8
$5
FRIED PICKLES
$5
$3
ZAPP'S VOODOO CHIPS
$3
THE $11 DUTCH LUNCH
half of any cold sandie or salad, CHIPS, a pickle and a drink. every day in house, 11am-2pm.
DRINKS
DRAFT COCKTAILS
$9
THE MIG
Mellow corn in gingerbeer – isn't that a mule? Nope, it's a mig.
$9
MELLOW CORN / LIME / GINGER BEER
$9
Gosmopolitan
Have a Gosmo and a side of hot goss with your best gals.
$9
VODKA / CRANBERRY / TRIPLE SEC / LEMON / LIME
$7
THE SP'GOOSE
What's better than a cold, crisp beer? A cold, crisp beer with a tangy shot. IYKYK.
$7
WELLS PALE LAGER / APEROL / LEMON
$9
THE BILTMORE TEQUILA SUNRISE
Not your mother's glass of OJ with a cheap shot.
$9
BLANCO TEQUILA / CREME DE CASSIS / LIME JUICE / CLUB SODA
$9
THE GODFATHER
Is it an offer you can't refuse? Bet your ass it is.
$9
SCOTCH / AMARETTO / LEMON TWIST
$9
GIMLET
A TALE AS OLD AS TIME
$9
GIN / LIME / SIMPLE SYRUP
$7
DIRTY SQUIRT
...WHAT?
$7
CAN OF SQUIRT / TEQUILA SIDE
$3
MELLOW CORN
A LITTLE 1 OZ POUR, JUST FOR YOU.
$3
$9
DRAFT WINE
WHITE
$9
DRAFT BEER
$5
WELLS PALE LAGER
OUR VERY OWN HOUSE BEER – MADE BY YOURS TRULY
$5
$5
WELLS AMBER
OUR OTHER HOUSE BEER
$5
$5
COORS BANQUET
$5
$5
YUENGLING
$5
$7
modelo
$7
$7
Stonecloud neon sunshine
$7
$7
Rotating IPA
$7
SPECIALS
$25
Bucket of Wells
Enough for you and the pals
$25
$16
Wells 12 pack
Take the good times home with you
$16
$7
The Nightcap
The perfect end to your perfect day. A can of Wells Pale Lager served with a shot.
$7
THAT’S NOT ALL
WE HAVE A PRETTY RAD BAR STAFF WHO CAN MAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND CHARM YOUR BUNS OFF WHILE THEY’RE AT IT.